If I knew someone wouldn’t call the cops, I’d have already killed this bird that won’t let me sleep. There’s a good chance I’ll be outside with an airsoft gun at 4am before too long. Shame I’m night blind. I’ll be shooting at the sounds, hoping I don’t hit a window.
I swear, this mockingbird sounds like a car alarm one minute, monkeys the next. I haven’t had a full nights sleep in near three months. O.o