GUYS
FUCKING GUYS
GET OVER HERE
A FRIEND OF MINE CONTACTED ME OUT OF THE BLUE ASKING ME IF I HAD EVER WATCHED A KIDS SHOW STARING GEORGE FUCKING CARLIN, AND THEN SUDDENLY REMEMBER THAT, YEAH, I THINK I HAD.
AND IT WAS THE FUCKING THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE SHOW
AND HE SENT ME THIS ONE EPISODE, AND I WATCHED IT, AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
I REMEMBER ALL OF IT. ALL OF THE CHARACTERS. I CAN SING ALONG WITH THE THEME. THE GODFORSAKEN PUPPETS WHICH SING DANNY BOY BEAUTIFULLY
YES FUCKING DANNY BOY
AND GEORGE CARLIN TELLS STORIES AND HE USES THE SAME VOCAL MANNERISMS AND YOU CANT STOP WAITING FOR HIM TO DROP A PUNCHLINE ABOUT KICKING A YUPPIE DOWN A STAIRCASE AND OH MY FUCKING GOD HE SPEAKS IN RHYME FOR HALF THE EPISODE
JUST WATCH IT
AND THEN WATCH THE SECOND HALF IN THE RELATED LINKS
JUST… just fucking watch it…
Didn’t Ringo Starr also play Mr. Conductor?